If there’s such a thing as anorexic wine, this is it.  Any thinner and you’d have American beer.  Like a homeopathic dilution of Sauvignon Blanc—almost character free.  Totally forgettable.

And with that, link to this hysterical video of an emergency room in a homeopathic ER.

Price: $23.85 at Legacy Liquor, where, I might add, there are far better options on the shelves and some pretty phenomenal finds if you have the coin.

Market Liquidity: When the emperor is naked this is the go-to vintage.