Spectacular. Like a fine vintage from the Barossa Valley. Oozing with flavour, nuance, licorice, coffee, black currant, smooth as a baby’s bottom, just 100% de-lovely. However, toxically alcoholic, and it will bring on a tired wooziness reminiscent of the Seinfeld Merv Griffin episode which involved a lot of tryptophan and deceit.

Price: Lost in the shuffle. $20 USD on a WA trip?

Market Liquidity: Heavenly. Hardcore, but heavenly.