Boring and banal. But Anthony Gismondi gave it 90 points so, yes, I sourced it (at $30 before taxes!) and gave it a go. And I guess Gismondi was obligated because Robert Parker also found it “excessively” drinkable. I feel like Charlie Brown when Lucy sets up the football: Each summer Gismondi gives a rosé a high point score and each summer I source it and each summer I’m suckered. Look at the pic: I bought not one but two! Who knows how rich I might be if I’d invested in lottery tickets instead? At least there is the “hope” that comes with a lottery ticket.
This wine, in our opinion, is a veritable disaster. Any thinner and it would be admitted to a medical clinic for anorexia. It’s pale to look at, plain on the palate, innocuous on the finish. And here’s the extra special rub: BC has some of the finest pinot gris (or pinot grigio, our vintners can’t make up their minds) on the planet. From A to Z. We’ve reviewed a bunch. The Sea Star is sensationally interesting, layers of depth. The La Stella is a crowd favorite, what a mouthful of delight. The Blue Mountain is ridiculously inexpensive and of especial value. The Nichol we blow hot and cold on, but this year we really took to it, and even when we don’t it towers over the Mirabeau. Even the Tinhorn Creek has won us over. Why with this abundance of patio friendly, light and lovely and diverse PGs should we even bother with rosé? Beats me.
Price: $29.99 before tax at BC Liquor (and hard to source at that).
Market Liquidity: This is to a decent bottle of wine what a Christmas panto is to Shakespeare.