There is it: 92 points on the collar. I think across the province residents will flock to buy (the very limited stores selling this) Italian red.
There it is: 92 points from Robert Parker. Must be really good. Better than a 91 point wine. Better than a 90 point wine. And way, way, way better than an 89 point wine.
There it is: 92 points from Robert Parker. It’s a guarantee. You cannot be disappointed.
Or you cannot not be surprised that RP gave it 92? The latter of course. (And of course Gismondi got on the bandwagon too.)
Having given the pros their due all I can say is this is to red wine what Monty Python’s 16 ton weight was to comedy: A crashing end to a sketch without necessarily any punch line. This simply does not deliver the smooth, drinkable, approachable red the collar promo promotes.
If you like overbearing, overripe, strong, assertive, knock your socks off red, which will open up after an hour or longer decanted, but even then reveals less on the palate than a Grammy wardrobe malfunction was a nod to indecency, this is the blend you’ve been waiting for. Hurry, limited stock.
Price: $19.99 at BC Liquor, so let’s give this its due: Remarkably affordable.
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