Wow, what a mouthful.  The title I mean.  Makes you think you’ll get more than you do.  Like A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum; just too bad it wasn’t funny on film.

Mixed feelings over a mediocre red.  Forcefully acidic, aggressively musky in that wet forest floor sort of fashion, with a dash of oak and a not too unpleasant finish.  Half decent with food, too assertive and in your face as a sipper.

Price: $31 at Firefly.

Market Liquidity: An unusual grape, an unusual wine.