With Christmas gift certificates in hand we decided to drink like the other half (or at least the one-percenters) for, you know, as long as the gift certificates held out.
They held out for two bottles.
Thank you Government of BC.
For starters we drank what Decanter called the Canadian red wine of the year and adorned it 95 points; Gismondi, 93, similarly lauded it, among the other usual suspects. If you want to read about the hoopla surf over to the PR site here.
Here’s our review (or lack thereof): Is spending double on a bottle of wine a better experience, by half, than drinking two (decent) bottles at half the price? If you are one of the seven people who regularly surf to this site (our stats show us firmly in the single digits, but loyally so, and I would like to thank the steady seven), then you know what I’m going to say next: No. Wine reviewing is something of a racket. To borrow from Fran Lebowitz, they show a Picasso in an auction house to silence, sell it for 160 million, the gavel comes down and they applaud, they applaud the price. Does anyone care about the art?
For the unaware, it’s episode two of the Netflix series Pretend it’s a City.
The Painted Rock is widely available, in BC Liquor, private stores, the vineyard. At the price point in the middle of a global pandemic what can you expect?
For even more coin you can choose from the organically farmed and never disappointing Rhone. Here’s the funny thing about the Donjon: It’s the right year. Gismondi wrote recently about his quirk towards the vintage, not just the wine. This might be the most engaging aspect of drinking wine, long term, how much a single vineyard can vary year to year and the nuance and delectability of monitoring the change. So I would say we are more or less on the same page as AG. Here’s the catch, and I wonder how frustrating it is for AG: In BC, the government liquor stores are usually a year behind. A top review comes out at the Advocate or Spectator and next you know that vintage sells out. BC Liquor skips a year. It may be the single most frustrating aspect of buying wine in BC. Let’s say the 2017 gets a top review, 2016 can be found in stores, we don’t get 2017 and go straight to 2018. But, as I say, the Donjon is the right year—or, to put it more simply, the 2017 is the bottle Jeb Dunnick gave 95 points to.
Both wines are good to glorious. Both wines are hugely satisfying (in our minds, the Châteauneuf-du-Pape slightly ahead). Both wines are outside our budget.
Price: The Painted Rock with tax comes in around $60 while the Donjon with tax just under $70 but since both were covered (mostly) as a gift, so it’s mostly a gratis posh nosh.
Market Liquidity: Silver Charm over Captain Bodgit, by a head. (Translation: Two thoroughbreds.)